You see the blue marker on there? That was 8 year old me with my cool blue pen making corrections on a "will you be my girlfriend" note. First of all...who does that ??!? Not only did I correct his grammatical errors and miss-spellings, but jesus christ, I had the nerve to circle No.
The reason I still have the note is because he crunched it up and threw it at me two seconds later.
........Sam is now a recent graduate of Yale, and I had a drink with him at a bar downtown over the summer. Newsflash? Sam got h-a-w-t. Haha, damn.....should've circled yes while I had the chance. Oh the ones that get away........
Dear 8 year old me, were you a total 2nd grade bitch?
-- circle (y) for yes
-- or (b) for abso-freekin-lutely
